Slippers

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, “How you doin?”
Paddy says “Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get my slippers, my feet are freezing.”
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters laying on the bed. Seeing an opportunity, he says, “Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”
They say, “Get away with ya Mick…prove it.”
Mick shouts downstairs, “Paddy, both of ’em?”
Paddy shouts back, “Of course both of em Mick…, what’s the point of fuckin one?”

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About Cunique

Sometimes it's letting thoughts out. Other times it's writing to let the mind wander. I enjoy it and do it as often as I can and post what I come up with. I enjoy spending time with my hubby, Mr. Daniel's, watching movies and goofy TV shows. Listen to all sorts of music. Of course I enjoy scrolling through my Tumblr, Pintrest, Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram. Who doesn't? View all posts by Cunique

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